Bozeman - Police Reports 6

Let me share something with you.  I went to college in  Bozeman, Montana and I miss it!  This is one of my favorite places in Montana and has some of the best police reports out there. 

Imagine a town full of over 20,000 college students - lots of them under the influence of something - deciding what they need to call the police about.  They even have enough material that they compiled a book.

 

Here are just a few of my favorite reports.  These are all pulled from http://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/police_reports 

-A woman of rural Manhattan reported that two pairs of blue jeans and several pairs of underwear were stolen off her clothesline. In addition, someone entered her house and ate part of a meatloaf stored in her refrigerator."

-A patrol car collided with an animal this morning on Amsterdam Road. The suspect was listed as “Doe, a deer, a female deer."

-A mother on South 23rd Avenue wanted her daughter cited for returning home late

-A caller was concerned about a sheep directly behind his Godfrey Way home that hadn’t been sheered in a long time.

-An elderly woman wanted to know what to do about someone taking seven pennies from her walker.

-People were reportedly singing around a campfire somewhere, but the caller couldn’t specify exactly where.

-Complaint that “a person who looks like Dracula” was frolicking on playground equipment at Irving School. Due to the unusual nature of the call, three officers responded with garlic cloves, wooden stakes and crosses, the report said. The “vampire” turned out to be a woman in a long shawl.

Bozeman!

Now, can you see why I miss this place...freakin' fantastic - and beautiful!