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Thursday, April 25, 2013

The desirable Wife 5

At work yesterday one of my coworkers brought in some freshly squeezed juice and bagels for all of us.  I went to thank her and began talking about her life. 

She wakes up every morning at 5:00, does her exercises, showers, makes a breakfast for her family, makes lunches and then heads to work.  After work she goes home to make a fresh dinner and dessert.  Wash - rinse - repeat. 

I told her I never want Rams to meet her because then I'd have to live up to her amazingness.  I also let her know that we live about 3 minutes away from one another and I would be at her door every morning for a home made breakfast.

This got me to thinking about the perfect wife.  Sometimes I wish I could be this woman! 


Every morning I woud get up and excersice for at least an hour.   I would make sure to work on all my trouble spots so I look extra hot in my clothes - or not in my clothes.

After my morning workout I'd head to the shower.  I would make sure to shave my legs daily - no man wants prickly legs right? 
I would then do my hair and make up a la Lauren Conrad.  She obviously does herself up daily, but looks like she magically wakes up that way.  Rams would think I am this perfect all the time!

Next I would go downstairs looking perfect and make a balanced breakfast (like Giada).  Every man needs a good breakfast in order to make it through the day right? 
After making breakfast I'd move to making his lunch.  My goal would be to make his day as pleasurable and stressfree as possible, this includes a delicious lunch! 


Next I would head to work.  This is one thing I would keep doing to save myself from going crazy trying to be the perfect wife.

I would, of course, call my husband to make sure his breakfast and lunch were to his liking.

After work, I would walk in the door, put on my best night outfit and make sure I still looked presentable and HOT for the hubby.

I would make sure the laudry was done and the house is clean.

Next it would be dinner time - a different homemade meal every night.  No leftovers in this house. 
After dinner would be dessert, a nice massage and then going to bed.

I would then wake up the next morning at 5:00 am and do it all again!
Ok, in all reality we know this will never happen and that it is a little too 1950's. 
Some of this hypothetical life I would love to be able to do. 
But let us be honest, it's not going to happen.
I think my goal will be to make dinner every night...that would be amazing!



  1. hahaha, oh dear. I will never be the perfect wife! Mainly because my boyfriend does the laundry and most of the cleaning...and cooking. I do help out a lot! He just prefers to do it all for me. I'm spoiled. :)

  2. There is not enough time in the day to do everything! I wake up and pack Chris's lunch every morning, and I try to make a fresh meal 4 nights a week sometimes 5. Homemade breakfast every morning? Not going to happen.

  3. Lol this was a very entertaining post. We'd have to wake up at like 4 am O_o I can't even do all that stuff for myself.

  4. Haha this made me laugh! I would love to have the time and energy for all of this! I am pretty good at making dinner and cleaning, but waking up at 5am sounds crazy to me!

  5. One of my best friends is this "perfect wife" and I don't know how she does it! Jerett is lucky if he gets two home cooked meals a week and breakfast is always fruit to go! Haha love this post! I wish I could be the "perfect wife" too!


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