Bachelor > Nuclear Testing 0

So my husband came to bed last night talking about the nuclear tests going on and asked if I was going to blog about that kind of stuff.  Let me tell you one thing….absolutely not!  There are way too many other things, like the Bachelor, that must be discussed on my blog!

So let me get to it.  The Bachelor last night was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! 

First, I missed the traditional scene of Sean working out shirtless, dripping in sweat, changing or showering!  What happened ABC – did too many men call and complain that their wives/girlfriends/daughters were watching soft porn on network TV?  Too bad, this is one of the reasons we all watch your show!

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Second – they went to “one of the most beautiful places in the world”.  While St Croix is beautiful, this statement is debatable.  What about Fiji or the Maldives?  Let’s do a little research before making such BOLD statements. 

Oh yes,  the group date that took all day to drive from one end of the island to the other?  Well, in all reality, this is 28 miles.  Sean must have been driving really slow to make this date last all day.

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Third, and most importantly Tierra! The girl who didn’t want to loose her sparkle.  Well, her sparkle most certainly disappeared with all of her antics this season.  From her concussion, hypothermia to last nights mental breakdown she was the most exciting thing on the Bachelor this season.

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I would like to give Tierra-ble the proper farewell by sharing my favorite quotes from last night.

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“I can’t control what’s on my face 24/7”

“Men love me”

"My parents told me, Tierra, you have a sparkle. Don’t let those other girls take your sparkle.”

“That’s just my face, I haven’t had any botox”

GOODBYE TIERRA!

Finally lets talk about who is left; Lindsay, Desiree,  AshLee and Catherine.

Lindsay – an Army brat who thought it would be a good idea to wear an awful wedding dress the first time meeting Sean.  Apparently he liked it, because she is still around…or maybe his head is still in a fog from all the making out they do to pass the time. 

Desiree – my favorite girl for Sean.  She is super cute, confident and has natural chemistry with Mr. Lowe. 

AshLee – quite, proper and a little unsure.  I think Sean may see her as a “fixer”.  I love her, but it seems like there are a lot of issues that may keep coming up in conversation.

Catherine – she is beautiful, down to earth and a vegan.  I’m not sure if she and Sean are a match.  He may be in for a shock when the steak he is given is really a slab of tofu!  Sean, you’re not in Texas anymore.

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Can’t wait for next week to see how the home town dates play out!  Who is your favorite this season?